Every Teacher on South Park Ranked: from Miss Choksondik to Ms. Stephenson
By Alexander Ross
Q1: Why did Mr. Garrison use Mr. Hat in the classroom?
Mr. Garrison used the Mr. Hat puppet as an external psychological coping mechanism to express his repressed sexual orientation and violent impulses, allowing him to say inappropriate things to the children while disavowing responsibility.
Q2: How did Miss Choksondik die on South Park?
Miss Choksondik died in Season 6, Episode 7 ("Simpsons Already Did It"). The fourth grade boys placed their brine shrimp "Sea People" experiment in her coffee, which, combined with semen she had ingested earlier from Mr. Mackey, caused fatal stomach complications.
Q3: What happened to Chef on South Park?
Chef was written out of the show in Season 10, Episode 1 ("The Return of Chef") following Isaac Hayes' departure from the cast over the show's treatment of Scientology. The character was brainwashed by the "Super Adventure Club" and suffered a gruesome, definitive death on a crumbling bridge.
Q4: Who is the principal of South Park Elementary now?
PC Principal (Peter Mullen) serves as the primary administrator, having taken over in Season 19. He runs the school alongside Vice Principal Strong Woman, with whom he has five politically correct quintuplets.
Alexander Ross has covered the video game industry for a decade, writing deep dives on game design, esports tournaments, VR developments, and gaming culture.
