7 Brew Drink Ranked: the 6 Custom Cups to Order Now and 6 to Skip Completely
Some drinks on the board simply fail to deliver balanced flavor, trading coffee character for cloying sweetness or discordant artificial notes.
1. The Triple Chocolate 7 Energy Chiller
7 Brew’s proprietary energy drink base blends poorly with dairy-heavy chocolate sauces. The carbonated, citrus-tinged energy syrup clashes against thick chocolate syrup, producing a strange, chalky beverage packed with over 85 grams of refined sugar in a large cup.
2. Standard White Chocolate Macadamia Breve
White chocolate sauce carries the highest sugar density of any flavoring on the bar. Combined with macadamia nut syrup and half-and-half, this order completely drowns out the espresso. What remains is a lukewarm or iced cup of flavored cream with almost zero recognizable coffee taste.
3. The Funky Monkey Chiller
A combination of banana syrup, chocolate, and an icy frappe base, this drink struggles with artificial flavor balance. The banana notes taste medicinal, clashing sharply against the espresso roast and leaving a synthetic aftertaste that lingers long after finishing.
4. Standard-Sweetness Midnight Mint Mocha
Dark chocolate and mint can create a refreshing cold-weather cup, but the mint syrup concentration here runs far too aggressive. It tastes closer to dental rinse than artisanal confectionery, overpowering the dark chocolate base entirely.
5. The Tropical Sunrise Chiller
A blend of passion fruit, strawberry, and energy concentrate poured over heavy ice. While colorful on social media, the drink delivers extreme sweetness with zero dietary fiber, creating rapid blood sugar spikes followed by mid-afternoon energy crashes.
6. Quad-Shot Extra Sweet Caramel Macchiato
Ordering four shots of espresso should yield an intense, dark coffee profile. At 7 Brew, ordering this standard prompts the bar to double the vanilla and caramel drizzles to counter the espresso bitterness. The result is a muddy, conflicting beverage that delivers an abrasive caffeine spike buried under cloying syrup.